This will be an on going blog! My son started preschool few weeks back, the crap he is saying to his teachers and they are telling me.

1) My mom shaves her potty!
2) My mom sits in the bath tub with candles, wine and her phone! She does not let us in or not let me try wine.
3)Daddy is the cop I is the fireman sissy is the Rn mommy you chair holder